MARY: Excuse me!

STUDENT: Yes?

MARY: Do you have a moment?

STUDENT: Yes.

MARY: I have five suitcases.

STUDENT: Oh!

MARY: Oh, thank you!

MARY: Hi, my name's Mary Hartman! Do you have a single room, please?

HOSTEL

RECEPTIONIST: No, I don't.

MARY: Do you have a double room, please?

RECEP: No, I don't. The hostel is full.

MARY: Not one room?

RECEP: I don't have a room. The hostel is full.

MARY: Hey! Where's room 581?

RECEPTIONIST: It's on the fifth floor.

MARY: First floor.....second floor.....third floor.....fourth floor.....fifth floor!

MARY: Marco!

MARCO: Yes? Oh...er, hello, Mary...er...what?

MARY: Hello, Marco. Is this your room?

MARCO: Yes, this is my room.

MARY: Is that your bed?

MARCO: Yes, that's my bed.

MARY: Hey! You have two beds in this room.

MARCO: Yes, that's Sergio's bed.

MARY: Who's Sergio?

MARCO: He's my friend.

MARY: Where is he?

MARCO: He's in Italy.

MARY: He's in Italy! That's fantastic! I have a room, I have a bed! Hooray!

MARCO: Er...look, Mary...er...excuse me....

MARY: It's alright, Marco. Hey, listen!

MARCO: Yes?

MARY: I have five suitcases.

MARCO: Oh! Where?

MARY: On the ground floor. Come on!

RECEPTIONIST: Hey, you! Stop!

MARCO: First floor.....second floor.....third floor.....fourth floor.....fifth floor!

MARY: (singing) I have a room, I have a room!

MARCO: What's that? It's horrible!

MARY: No, it's amazing! It's Hart Attax!

MARCO: What?

MARY: Hart Attax. It's my brother's group.

MARCO: Your brother's group?

MARY: Yes, my brother's a rock singer. Listen!

MARCO: Oh! What's his name?

MARY: Paul Hartman.

MARY: Look! This is his photo. Do you have a brother, Marco?

MARCO: No, I don't. I have a sister.

MARY: Is that her photo?

MARCO: Yes, it is.

MARY: What's her name?

MARCO: Her name's Giuliana.

MARY: That's a nice name. Is she married?

MARCO: No, she isn't.

MARY: Is she a student?

MARCO: No, she's a doctor.

MARY: Wow, a doctor. That's.....

SERGIO: Ciao, Marco! Oh, Hello!

MARY: Hello! Are you Sergio?

SERGIO: Yes, I am. Who are you?

MARY: My name's Mary Hartman. I'm Marco's friend.

SERGIO: Oh yes, but that's my bed.

MARY: Yeah, I'm sorry, Sergio. I don't have a room. I don't have a bed.

MARY: I'm only a student.

SERGIO: Look, I'm a student too, and this is my room!

MARCO: It isn't only your room, Sergio! It's my room, too!

SERGIO: Oh, shut up, Marco!

SERGIO: Goodbye, Marco! And goodbye, Mary!

singing:But it’s alright I’m your brother I’m your sister I’m your pustule I’m your blister I’m your friend I’m your friend I’m your friend, your friend, your friend ……?