IMMIGRATION OFFICER: Name?

MARTIN:  My name's Martin Black.

I.O.: Nationality?

MARTIN:  I'm British

I.O.: Passport?

I.O.: Thank you.

MARTIN: Goodbye.

I.O.: Name?

AIKO: Sorry?

I.O.: What's your name?

AIKO: Ah, my name's Aiko Tomura

I.O.: Nationality?

AIKO: Sorry?

I.O.: What's your nationality?

AIKO: Ah. I'm Japanese.

I.O.: Mmh. Passport, please.

I.O.: Thank you.

I.O.: What's your job, Miss Tomura?

AIKO: I'm a student.

I.O.: Mmh. OK, Miss Tomura.

AIKO: Thank you.

IMMIGRATION OFFICER: Name?

ROGER: I'm a pilot.

I.O.: And I'm an immigration officer! What's your name?

ROGER: Roger Temple.

I.O.: And your nationality?

ROGER: I'm Canadian.

I.O.: Are you married?

ROGER: Yes, I'm married. This is my wife.

I.O.: What's your name?

SUSAN: My name's Susan Temple.

I.O.: What's your nationality?

SUSAN: I'm Canadian too.

I.O.: Married or single?

SUSAN: What?

I.O.: Are you married or single?

SUSAN: I'm married. This is my husband.

I.O.: OK. Thank you.

SUSAN: Thank you. Goodbye.

I.O.: Stop! Stop!
 
IMMIGRATION OFFICER: Stop! Stop!

MARY: Yes?

I.O.: What's your name, please?

MARY: My name's Mary Hartman.

I.O.: Sorry? What's your first name?

MARY: My first name's Mary.

I.O.: And what's your last name?

MARY: My last name's Hartman.

I.O.: What's your nationality?

MARY: I'm American.

I.O.: Mmh. You're American?

MARY: Yes, I am.

I.O.: Your passport, please.

MARY: Here you are.

I.O.: Thank you. What's your job?

MARY: I'm a student.

I.O.: Mmh. Are you married or single?

MARY: I'm single.

I.O.: OK. Thank you, Miss Hartman.

MARY: Er, excuse me!

I.O.: Yes?

MARY: My passport, please.

I.O.: Sorry, here you are.

MARY: Thank you. Goodbye.