JOHN: Hello?

MOM: Hello, dear!

JOHN: Oh, it's you! Hello, Mom.

MOM: How are you, John? Are you alright?

JOHN: Not really, Mom.

MOM: Oh dear! What's the matter?

JOHN: I don't know. I'm not happy, Mom.

MOM: Oh dear, poor John! Is it your job?

JOHN: No, my job's alright.

MOM: Well, what's the matter? Do you have any friends?

JOHN: Yes, I have some friends, but I don't have any girlfriends.

MOM: Oh, dear! Don't you know any nice girls?

JOHN: Yes, I know some nice girls.

JOHN: I know a fantastic girl; her name's Helen. She's a model. She's beautiful! I like her. I like her very much.

MOM: Oh, that's nice!

JOHN: No, it isn't! She doesn't like me.

MOM: Oh!

JOHN: And I know another girl. Her father lives in the next apartment.

JOHN: Her name's Annie, and she's real nice.

JOHN: I like her too, but she doesn't like me.

JOHN: It's very sad.

MOM: Oh dear! You poor boy! Come home to Mom!

JOHN: OK, Mom. What day?

MOM: Well, what day is it today?

JOHN: It's, er... Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, so not Thursday, not Friday, what about Saturday and Sunday?

MOM: Good, dear. See you on Saturday.

JOHN: Alright, Mom. Bye-bye, see you on Saturday.

MOM: Bye-bye.