Waiter: I’m terribly sorry. May I have your order again? I'll get it right away.
Woman: I've ordered savory pork and coleslaw.
Waiter: I'm sorry. I must have made a mistake. I'll bring them for you at once.
Woman: Hey! What is this?
Waiter: Pardon me, Miss. But didn't you order chicken soup?
Woman: Oh, Is that what this is?
Waiter: I believe so. But if it really bothers you, I'll replace it for you.
Woman: No, don't replace it. Give a refund.
Waiter: Sorry. I'm afraid we can't. But you may order something else instead.
Woman: Oh, really? Give me a calm soap.
Waiter: Okay, Miss.
Woman: Thank you.
Waiter: I hope you enjoy your dinner.
