IMMIGRATION OFFICER: Name?
MARTIN: My name's Martin Black.
I.O.: Nationality?
MARTIN: I'm British
I.O.: Passport?
I.O.: Thank you.
MARTIN: Goodbye.
I.O.: Name?
AIKO: Sorry?
I.O.: What's your name?
AIKO: Ah, my name's Aiko Tomura
I.O.: Nationality?
AIKO: Sorry?
I.O.: What's your nationality?
AIKO: Ah. I'm Japanese.
I.O.: Mmh. Passport, please.
I.O.: Thank you.
I.O.: What's your job, Miss Tomura?
AIKO: I'm a student.
I.O.: Mmh. OK, Miss Tomura.
AIKO: Thank you.
IMMIGRATION OFFICER: Name?
ROGER: I'm a pilot.
I.O.: And I'm an immigration officer! What's your name?
ROGER: Roger Temple.
I.O.: And your nationality?
ROGER: I'm Canadian.
I.O.: Are you married?
ROGER: Yes, I'm married. This is my wife.
I.O.: What's your name?
SUSAN: My name's Susan Temple.
I.O.: What's your nationality?
SUSAN: I'm Canadian too.
I.O.: Married or single?
SUSAN: What?
I.O.: Are you married or single?
SUSAN: I'm married. This is my husband.
I.O.: OK. Thank you.
SUSAN: Thank you. Goodbye.
I.O.: Stop! Stop!
IMMIGRATION OFFICER: Stop! Stop!
MARY: Yes?
I.O.: What's your name, please?
MARY: My name's Mary Hartman.
I.O.: Sorry? What's your first name?
MARY: My first name's Mary.
I.O.: And what's your last name?
MARY: My last name's Hartman.
I.O.: What's your nationality?
MARY: I'm American.
I.O.: Mmh. You're American?
MARY: Yes, I am.
I.O.: Your passport, please.
MARY: Here you are.
I.O.: Thank you. What's your job?
MARY: I'm a student.
I.O.: Mmh. Are you married or single?
MARY: I'm single.
I.O.: OK. Thank you, Miss Hartman.
MARY: Er, excuse me!
I.O.: Yes?
MARY: My passport, please.
I.O.: Sorry, here you are.
MARY: Thank you. Goodbye.
