JOHN: Hello?
MOM: Hello, dear!
JOHN: Oh, it's you! Hello, Mom.
MOM: How are you, John? Are you alright?
JOHN: Not really, Mom.
MOM: Oh dear! What's the matter?
JOHN: I don't know. I'm not happy, Mom.
MOM: Oh dear, poor John! Is it your job?
JOHN: No, my job's alright.
MOM: Well, what's the matter? Do you have any friends?
JOHN: Yes, I have some friends, but I don't have any girlfriends.
MOM: Oh, dear! Don't you know any nice girls?
JOHN: Yes, I know some nice girls.
JOHN: I know a fantastic girl; her name's Helen. She's a model. She's beautiful! I like her. I like her very much.
MOM: Oh, that's nice!
JOHN: No, it isn't! She doesn't like me.
MOM: Oh!
JOHN: And I know another girl. Her father lives in the next apartment.
JOHN: Her name's Annie, and she's real nice.
JOHN: I like her too, but she doesn't like me.
JOHN: It's very sad.
MOM: Oh dear! You poor boy! Come home to Mom!
JOHN: OK, Mom. What day?
MOM: Well, what day is it today?
JOHN: It's, er... Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, so not Thursday, not Friday, what about Saturday and Sunday?
MOM: Good, dear. See you on Saturday.
JOHN: Alright, Mom. Bye-bye, see you on Saturday.
MOM: Bye-bye.
