[13:26.69]Nick screamed at the professor
[13:30.03]The professor told the message to his friend,and she replied in Russian
[13:35.80]"I hid it in my backyard,underneath the apple tree."
[13:40.85]The professor turned to Nick
[13:44.40]"She's not going to tell you.She said she'd rather die first."
[13:49.75]Firm Believer in God(M)
[13:53.91]Judy is sinking in her boat,and the water is up to her knees.
[14:01.77]A man in another boat pulls up to her and tells her to get into the boat
[14:09.82]Judy says,"I'm a firm believer in God,and He will save me."
[14:18.46]The man shrugs his shoulders and rows away
[14:24.21]Now the water is up to Judy's waist,
[14:29.56]and another boat pulls up to her and the driver tells her to get in.
[14:36.51]Like before,all Judy says is,"I'm a firm believer in God,and He will save me."
[14:46.67]So the second man drives away,too.
[14:52.63]Now with the water up to her chin,a rescue helicopter drops a rope ladder down
[15:02.19]and the man tells her to climb up
[15:06.45]All she says is,"I'm a firm believer in God,and He will save me."
[15:14.00]So the helicopter flies away
[15:18.23]A few hours later,Judy drowns in the water
[15:24.26]When she gets up to heaven,she says to an angel,
[15:30.90]"Hey,why didn't God save me?!"The angel replies,
[15:37.85]"Well,He sent you two boats and a helicopter!"
[15:43.73]Unit 10 Shopping
[15:57.18]Competition(E)
[15:59.95]The owner of a clothing shop was upset
[16:04.08]when a new clothing shop opened up next door
[16:08.44]and put up a huge sign,which read"Best Deals"
[16:13.69]He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right
[16:19.46]and annouced its arrival with an even larger sign,reading"Lowest Prices."
[16:26.12]The shopkeeper panicked,until he got an idea
[16:30.67]He put the biggest sign of all in front of his own shop.
[16:35.74]It read "Main Entrance."
[16:40.10]In a Supermarket(1)(M)
[16:43.65]David is in a supermarket,and he is a naughty boy
[16:49.21]He sets all the alarm clocks on the shelf to go off every five minutes
[16:55.38]He makes a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the restrooms
[17:00.73]He also moves a"Caution,Wet Floor"sign to a carpeted area
[17:06.61]He then sets up a tent in the camping department
[17:11.26]and tells other shoppers to bring pillows from the bedding department
[17:16.33]When a clerk asks if he can help him
[17:20.46]David begins to cry and ask"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
[17:27.09]In a Supermarket(2)(M)
[17:30.85]David looks right into the security camera in the supermarket
[17:36.10]and uses it as a mirror while he is picking his teeth
[17:41.38]He walks around the store suspiciously
[17:45.53]while loudly humming the theme from a "007"movie
[17:50.39]He hides in a clothing rack,and when browse through,he says,"Pick me!Pick me!"
[17:58.33]When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker,he screams
[18:03.79]"No!No!It's those voices again!"
[18:08.55]Finally,he goes into a fitting room and yells loudly,
[18:13.51]"Hey!We're out of toilet paper in here!"
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