B: You mean it shuts off to save energy?

A: Yep. And it breathes, see!

B: It's not breathing!

A: Yes, it is. Look at the little light! It blinks off and on.

B: Jen, it's not alive...but it does look user-friendly.

A: I would look so cool carrying this around! [picking it up]

B: And you'd look so cool…dropping it!

A: Ahhhhh!