There's a tradition of singing at the Oscars, One that I was lucky enough to take part in two years ago. And this year I wanted to do a duet again with a special guest, but he bailed on me at the last minute and I couldn't do it. But I'm not a quitter, so this is the best I could do under the circumstances.

恶搞休杰克曼歌词：

On my own/ 'Cause someone's a huge jackass/ I won't say who/ Thought Australians were our allies/ It turns out Down Under's kinda shady/ Not you, Nicole, or not any other Aussie but just one/ Who shall not be named,/ He stuck his fake retractable claws/ Into my heart,/ When he left me on my own.

穿着梦露装的James Franco走上来：You got to wear a tuxedo（无尾礼服）, So I wore this.