The One Where Emma Cries [Season 9 Episode 2]
Scene: Continues from The One Where No One Proposes - Ross is still next to Rachel.
Ross: You said you'd marry Joey?
Rachel: OK, you have to realize, I was exhausted, I was emotional, I would have said yes to anybody. Like that time you and I got married. (Long pause) I'm not helping.
Ross: So you said yes to him, and you just had our baby?
Rachel: That is right and traditionally the daddy is supposed to give the mummy a present but I am prepared to let that go.
Ross: So when I came in here to see if you wanted to maybe start things up again, you were engaged to my best friend.
Rachel: Well (Looks at Ross quizzically) Really? I thought Chandler was your best friend.
Ross: Well, Chandler's my oldest friend, but Joey's my NO! Ah! (points at Rachel)
Rachel: Ooooo!
Joey: (Enters) Hey I'm gonna take off. I just wanted to let you guys know, say goodbye.
Ross: Rachel said she'd marry you!
Joey: (He looks around the room) This isn't the right room, sorry folks. (leaves)
Opening Credits
Scene: Monica, Phoebe, Joey & Chandler are at Ross & Rachel's waiting for them to come home.
Monica: OK, I don't wanna be negative so I'll say that most of the signs you bought are good.
Phoebe: No they ran out of "It's a girl" (the sign says "It's a boy") but I can fix this one, (she writes "not" in between it's and a) See?
Monica: (looking at Chandler sleeping with a balloon in his mouth) So sexy. Honey.
Chandler: Yea yea. (pulls the balloon out of his mouth)
Monica: Honey why don't you go lie down.
Chandler: No, no, Ross and Rachel will be back soon and then I gotta go to the office (pulls a balloon out of his mouth) Am I producing them?
Joey: Why're you so tired?
Chandler: Couldn't sleep last night you know, then I started worrying about this big divisional meeting that I have later today, the more I worried about it the more I couldn't sleep, you know, I was like, if I fall asleep now I'll get six hours sleep, but if I fall asleep now I'll get 5 hours sleep. Not matter what I did I couldn't fall asleep.
Joey: You know what you should've done, you should have told yourself that little story.
Rachel: (enters with Emma) Hi!
Everyone: Hi, welcome home!
Monica: Phoebe did the signs.
Rachel: Oh you guys thanks for doing this.
Phoebe: Look at all the stuff people sent!
Rachel: Oh AH! (see's a big gorilla stuffed animal) Oh my gosh there's something every mother needs, a giant stuffed gorilla that takes up the entire apartment! What are people think?(reads the card) Oh you guys I love it.
Joey: Hey so where's Ross?
Rachel: He's downstairs getting the rest of the stuff out of the cab.
Joey: Is he still mad at us?
Rachel: Well, you more then me, but he can't stay to mad at me. I mean, I just had his baby.
Joey: That's not fair! I can't do that.
Rachel: Yeah, I'm not too sure you should be here when he comes up.
Joey: See this is what I was afraid of, I didn't think I should be here either but somebody (looks at Chandler) said he'd be over it by now.
Chandler: Hey, what do I know? I wanted to get a bigger gorilla.
Scene: Chandler keeps drifting off to sleep at his meeting.
Ms. McKenna: The numbers we are seeing New York, Chicago & London are consistently solid, but many of our officers have reported disappointing fields.
(Chandler drifts off and his amp3 slips off the table and he wakes back up.)
Ms. McKenna: Boston is down, Atlanta, Houston is down, I could go on and on but instead of boring you I'll go straight to my forty two point plan.
(Chandler leans over to the man next to him drifting off yet again, realizing he gets back up.)
Chandler: Walter (n