Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.Well, you've done the right thing, says MommyBut Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

小约翰告诉妈妈：早上我和爸爸坐公车时，他让我给一位女士让座。好，你做得对。妈妈说。但是，妈妈，我那时正坐在爸爸的大腿上。