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双语笑话:三个牧师的故事Three pastors
日期:2011-05-13

 Three pastors

Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "You know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I’ve tried everything----noise, spray, cats----nothing seems to scare them away. "

Another said, "Yes, me too. I’ve got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. I’ve been had the place fumigated, and they still won’t go away. "

The third said,"I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church...haven’t seen one back since!"
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