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恶搞:让同事抓狂的的101招

Source: 恒星英语学习网  Onion  2009-02-04  我要投稿   论坛   Favorite  

21. Leave an open can of tuna in their desk
在他们桌上放一只开了封的金枪鱼罐头

22. Make a screenshot of their desktop and use it as their screensaver
把他们的电脑桌面截成一张图,然后把这张图设成屏保

23. Turn up the contrast on their monitor
把他们显示器的对比度调高

24. Talk in a funny accent
用可笑的口音说话

25. Use goofy event sounds for your programs
给你的电脑程序选用滑稽的事件提示音

26. Chant, “Yeay, I got mail!!” every time you get a new email
每次收到新邮件的时候高唱“yeay,我收到了邮件”

27. Print out a phony pink slip and leave it in their mailbox
打印一张假解聘通知书放到他们的信箱里

28. Send flowers from one co-worker to another
借某同事之名送花给另一同事

29. Start your car remotely when someone walk by it
有人经过的你的车时,用遥控器(远远的就)把你的车发动起来

30. Insist on people to have a great morning
坚决要求人们应该有一个美好的早晨


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